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Well we learned from E.T. they love Reese's Pieces
That was Paul's idea but you wouldn't believe him
When his ship crashed the feds kept him for his knowledge
Guess there's not much humans can learn from earth college
They learned that he was peaceful and they learned that he was useful
But they still kept him hidden so he wouldn't scare the youthfuls
And the elders wouldn't believe in him or think that he was cool
Cuz people are dumb and don't believe in truth

The truth is out there, baby

Then Graham and Clive two nerds came along
Expecting nothing more than a trip to Comic-Con
But at Area 51 they discovered something new
They discovered Paul, they discovered the truth

And the government was chasing him oh trying to kill him
They were treating Paul like he was the villain
When Sigourney was the evil one she was the bitch
Tried to kill Zoil for thinking he's a snitch
What comes around goes around and you'll get yours
Crushed by a space ship you're dead now whore
Billion years of evolution
Here's to your retribution

Something in school they'll never ever teach you
There's other life there are other creatures
Dark ones and light ones and big ones and small
But they wouldn't visit even if you call
Who would really want to the way the world is
Full of bad people and lots of hypocrites
There's a universe out there with trillions of stars
Lets drive to the desert and ditch this car

Beam me up I want to see planets
Beam me up I want to see stars
Beam me up I want to see constellations
Beam me up I want to see Paul


from Misadventures, released September 23, 2014



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